Shocking Poll Reveals Only 30% of Republicans Would Bomb Aladdin’s City of Agrabah

Agrabah: Den of Evil

Agrabah: Den of Evil

(This article is a work of satire writing. Even so, these links lead to actual facts and are properly sourced. Enjoy!)

A recent poll from Public Policy Polling reveals that only 30% of Republican Primary voters would bomb the Disney city of Agrabah. Democrats fell even deeper in the poll with only 20% of Democratic Primary voters feeling compelled to shell Agrabah relentlessly from the air, sea, land and underground.

Jeb Bush was quick to establish condemnation in response to the devastating revelations, being “unable to believe this pol” and asserting a dire need for, “new bombey bombs”.


Bush also received flack from criminal conscientious-objectors for not “flip-flopping” on the issue, as is expected from him.

Being an adamant proponent and supporter of free-market drug and banking cartels, CIA black-operations, foreign dictatorships, the Miami cocaine free-market and biological weapons that can, “target specific geno-types” – Jeb Bush has a life-long history of both Democrat and Republican values.

Yet not even Jeb can stop what the Center for American Progress highlighted in a recent report – the aimless decline in the Republican party. GOP leadership have since speculated that the 89% approval rating in Agrobah’s leader, The Sultan, to be an integral reason for the plummet or, “that poll isn’t real”.

Aladdin’s Carpet had no comment on the issue.

After years of research and a series of unpleasant experiences concerning the current child protection services system, Alec Cope decided to combat the cancerous corruption through information. Freelance writing articles as a form of protest and distributing them throughout his former high-school and local area, Alec struck special chords with whomever he was in contact with.

Alec has been involved in activism such as sit down protests as well as Idle No More gatherings. Being independent for the majority of his time, Alec became a member of the WeAreChange family to assist one of the organizations that inspired him to become active in the first place. With a larger platform and positive support Alec has committed the majority of his time to research, writing, and maintaining social media with the goal to continue expanding the awakening sweeping throughout all levels of society.

Growing up within a rural area in Northern Michigan as well as being a native American descendant, Alec is seeking to expose environmental abuse in his state as well as globally. A high-school dropout, Alec chases his passion for writing and empowering individuals while showing any isolated person that they too can overcome the odds with a community that will support them. Alec lives in the lower peninsula of Michigan near Kalamazoo.

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