Proving once again that the Russians are all trolls, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Russia posted a fake audio recording of their answering machine mocking the allegations that they have committed election interference today.

Yes, today is April Fool’s Day.

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The Russians are seeking to help callers connect with real life Russian hackers or requesting interference in elections.

“To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponent, press 1,” the recording begins, in Russian and English. Press 2 “to use the services of Russian hackers,” and 3 “to request election interference.”

(The English version starts at 0:28)

Russian President Vladimir Putin has denied allegations of Russian meddling in the U.S. presidential election, telling an interviewer this week, “Read my lips — no,” further stating that the allegations are made up “lies.”

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