“They all said they wanted to shower more and were told they couldn’t.”

“My money is in this bank, and I’m going to take it out.”

How long before this video is banned from the interwebs?

We’re sure criminals will immediately comply…

Cartels have been using sophisticated smuggling techniques “from the day Biden took office.”

They have power because they stole our power from us, and it is our prerogative to take it back.

For the third time in as many days, Biden’s handlers abruptly panicked at the prospect of him answering a question from the press.

Whoa.

Twitter demands that the court halt Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton’s investigation.

Nearly half are being held beyond the legal three-day limit.

Who could’ve possibly known that the Lincoln Project was a gigantic scam except for the thousands of people repeatedly saying this?

“You know, the thing…”